Nintendo Rocket is a forum crafted by the hands of Sylux in invisionfree. However, the dictator soon found Invisionfree to be worthless, so relocated the website to Jcink to meet with popular industrial demand by Nintendo.
How NR was created
Nintendo Rocket took seven days for Sylux to create, although he actually didn't do anything. It was in fact Chopstix who created NR, but he got wiped out thanks to a time paradox in which Sylux created while beating Chuck Norris. Since it's impossible to beat Chuck, a paradox was made where Sylux created NR instead of Zack. However, Sylux must give sheep and oxen to keep the paradox in place. He has his own stash. Although once he gave NR members instead. This was a mistake.
What happened in the first five seconds
Firstly Sylux had to make the forums. But because of his lack of laptop he barely could right click. He sighed, before heading off the site to play some metroid prime hunters with his friend MagicalMidget. Nintendo Rocket's first five seconds were much better then the big bang's first five seconds, so theoretically NR is better then the big bang.
The rise of activity
One day Sylux got Metaknight over at NR and made him make new forums while Sylux rested on his knees. While Metaknight and Sylux were preparing their doomsday weapon, Nintendo exploded their first stock market bomb (known as a increase in Wii sales) in the place known as "Japan". However, NR's rising is much better then Japan's increase, so NR is better then Japan.
Soon after, Sylux mastered the art of advertising, a technique that includes moving the Wii remote fully with your eye lids, and jerking it up and down with... Something else. Sylux advertised on N-Forums, and dragged MetalMario, Camp_T, Chuck Norris and Michael Jackson over. However, Michael Jackson's face melted at the site of NR, so had to go through several surgeries. Chuck Norris was so epic at the time he caused a time warp which sent Michael Jackson back in time to have all these surgeries.
Meanwhile, MetalMario and Camp_T were posting around, more drunk then Coolman, if that's humanely possible. They eventually grew muscles until a few familiar faces joined, like Sonic the memehog, and NGmyster the ninja. Everything went well until Sylux unleashed the mega omega bomb on all 5 members.
Moving the battleship
Sylux clicked a massive red button that made IF NR close, and relocated the small battlestation onto Jcink, a piece of software that takes IPB and makes it all FREE. And the best thing is that MetalMario became Admin (you can decide if I'm being sarcastic about Sonic here).
Camp_T ended up throwing a hypnic spasm, rendering his account immobile as he did it while he was awake. He hated the website, and ended up having thirteen simultaneous seizures before leaving for ever. This is why he hasn't came back either. The new NR had millions of new features, like a s***box, a overrused society IRC gathering chat, and several classic forums.
The growing of the empire
After around 10 minutes, Sylux got his forum to grow steadily by detonating ad bombs on every forum he went. This included Tokyo, Smash Legends, his own bedroom, N-Forums and even in the whitehouse, although the president is yet to find it.
Members gods that joined NR included Chopstix, SMRPG1 and Tidus Strife. As well as those godly gods, Quinkilo, Resurgence, Retsu, Demon Skeith, Kiske and J'Quan joined, although J'Quan got Sylux'd around twenty five minutes after joining.
Whipping out the guns
At a fateful day in August, the Dictator pulled a big gun out after Sonic moved down to elite class. Sylux, having a phobia for being the only admin in a site, decided to promote two new admins and a mod in order to help the site get back on it's feet. So, after starring in Deal Or No Deal, and winning the contract to Deal Or No Deal instead of a sum of money, the Dictator promoted Chopstix, SMRPG and Resurgence.
THEN WE EAT CAKE
The absolute rise in dominance
After Resurgence, SMRPG and Chopstix were promoted, they just relaxed. Chopstix whipped away spam with his e-penis while Resurgence advertised more then Terry's carpets and Harrison's automobile put together. SMRPG and Sylux meanwhile were just looking after the site. From there, over 300 new faces joined the fray, and NR got over 80,000 posts.
The future
It is unclear what NR's future will be. So here I made a little time map of what will happen to NR in the future.
May 6th 2009
NR's anniversary is celebrated, and everyone gets drunk from the epicness. Some people lose their virginity metaphorically, although someone will be silly enough to take this offensively when in truth I'm just bending the truth to make it the truth but more random.
May 24th 2009
Sylux's birthday. He gets tiny portions of the internet as gifts and he gains over 9000 friends on youtube because of his popular flash animation entitled "Chopstix vs Sonic: Round One". Everyone gets drunk again except for the birthday boy. Other then that, WL celebrates her 5th anniversary at forums and Chopstix completes another three of his 50 goals.
FUTURE TO BE EDITED WHEN I'M NOT LAZY
Trivia
- Every time you click NR's URL, Sylux gets an extra penny.
- NR is more addictive then crack.
- They say there lives a mighty beast in this forum called "NR"